What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[x] Jeans = prep
[ ] Pajamas = pimp
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Really Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[x] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who will be naked
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who banged
[ ] 7 = who smoked with
[x] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who was stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who shot

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = a glass of milk
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[x] 15 = a stripper ((eh???))
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[x] Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have amazing boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ] Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick cunt

I'm a prep with sexy eyes who ran shirtless with a stripper because the lil people told me to.

Wait, what?!?

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EEVEE
[ ] You are cute
[ ] You love to play
[ ] You don't like getting into fights
[ ] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it
[ ] You have a best friend forever
[ ] You love your best friend very much
[ ] You usually don't lie [[yeah right xD]]
[ ] You don't say bad words
[ ] Most people love you
[ ] You are youngest of all your siblings
[x] You like to wish upon a star
[x] You have a lots of stuffed animals
TOTAL: 2

VAPOREON
[x] You can swim
[ ] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week
[x] You hate the racism
[x] Someone has said that you are hot [[He probably was crazy. Or i was wearing a looot of makeup.]]
[ ] You are very social
[ ] You don't spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV
[x] You enjoy sleeping
[ ] You know most of your neighbors' names
[ ] You can speak in another language than english.
[ ] You visit social places (such as concerts,theaters,etc.) more than 1 time a week.
[ ] People call you a "smiley face"
[x] You LOVE spending time in the water
TOTAL: 5

JOLTEON
[ ] You are a street kid
[ ] You have been in an accident
[ ] You usually get into street fights
[ ] Your favorite kind of music is rap
[ ] You have been shocked by electricity
[ ] You seriously need to get a life. [[XD]]
[ ] People say you're too egoistic
[ ] You have tried gangsta style
[ ] You try to be really cool[[maybe i should one day.]]
[x] You really want someone
[ ] Last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone.
[x] You hate something right now
TOTAL: 2

FLAREON
[x] You are kind of a hothead
[x] people try to calm you down
[x] When you want something,you won't stop until you get it
[x] You are seriously waiting for something right now.
[x] You annoy people
[x] You like cartoon villains more than heroes
[x] You would like to have red eyes.
[x] You are born in summer or spring
[x] You can think of crazy things
[x] You have burned something
[ ] Things around you are stupid
[x] You don't like your life at a moment
TOTAL: 11

ESPEON
[x] You believe in magic.
[ ] Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you.
[ ] You really love someone.
[x] You believe in love at first sight
[x] You haven't tried to smoke,drugs or drink alcohol [[Again, yeah right.]]
[ ] You are a goody-goody......
[ ] ......or average
[x] You get injured easily
[x] People don't really get you
[x] You MUST do something right now
[ ] You are like a psychic
[ ] You have a great sight
TOTAL: 6

UMBREON
[ ] You love the dark.
[x] you like to wear/see/use the color black.
[x] glow in the dark stickers are cool.
[ ] you are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance.
[x] you look out for yourself at times.
[x] you have or would like to have a umbreon in your pokemon games.
[x] you are terrifyingly silent
[x] you have eyes that make people timid or afraid. [[Too greenish or strange blue, they say.]]
[x] you have helped or been helped by someone but never said 'you're welcome' or 'thank you'.
[x] you are somewhat of a loner.
[ ] you love to go out in the night.
[x] You have excellent vision in dark places.
TOTAL: 9

LEAFEON
[ ] Fall or spring is one of your favorite seasons.
[ ] you adore the color green.
[x] you love flowers but choose not to pick them.
[ ] clean, green and pristine is your way of life
[x] animals adore you and you adore them.
[ ] you are a very peaceful person.
[ ] you care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all.[[yep.]]
[x] you enjoy longs walk in nature or the woods.
[ ] you are a vegetarian.
[ ] your eyes are or you wish for them to be green.[[depensd on the time, but mostly, yes.]]
[x] you really can't stand cold days.
[ ] people really love to be around you.
TOTAL: 4

GLACEON
[ ] Winter days are your favorite seasons.
[ ] cold weathers don't phase you with or without a jacket.
[x] you have (or wish to have) amazingly snow white or light blue eyes.
[ ] You live in a place where it's cold all year round.
[ ] Hot days are your most hated time of any week.
[x] you don't mind cold foods.
[ ] You have once used a cold joke (cold-hearted etc.) during cold times.
[x] You adore very much the colour white.
[ ] you take long walks in the snow.[[no snow around here]]
[x] you have a cold personality.
[x] people can't really call onto you for sympathy.
[ ] you have heard the song Cold by crossfade.
TOTAL: 5

TOTALS:
Eevee: 2
Vaporeon: 5
Jolteon: 2
Flareon: 11
Espeon: 6
Umbreon: 9
Leafeon: 4
Glaceon: 5